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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    If if you went out on a limb we would see the reflection of orange fingerprints glowing in the moonlight!
    At least you didn't say something about there'd be one more turkey in the tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    At least you didn't say something about there'd be one more turkey in the tree.
    Well I guess there's that too!
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    Well, we're not putting Ray in the smoker. Pick another tom.
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    My brother took a shot once up into a whole bunch of turkeys roosting in a grove of trees. Not trying to hit one, just being a dick and trying to scare 'em. He said they all SHIT at the same time, while he was down underneath them. Sounded like rain hitting all the dry leaves around him. He didn't do that again.....
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    I’m just going to count all the dark spots in the tree big enough to be a turkey and say 5
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    Optimistically... 6 or 7.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    My brother took a shot once up into a whole bunch of turkeys roosting in a grove of trees. Not trying to hit one, just being a dick and trying to scare 'em. He said they all SHIT at the same time, while he was down underneath them. Sounded like rain hitting all the dry leaves around him. He didn't do that again.....

    Ha ha, that's funny and exactly what you'd expect them to do. If you notice, all birds defecate prior to taking flight in order to reduce their weight. Hummingbirds to herons, turkeys to eagles, they all do it. There's a lesson there...straight from nature.

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    OK...thanks for playing. The correct answer is 6. I know some are really hard to see but there are 6 there. I love the legs on the one on the lower left:

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    That's pretty cool. I thought I saw two, one for sure.
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    Never seen the turkeys in west Texas do that....that's crazy
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