Well, we're not putting Ray in the smoker. Pick another tom.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
My brother took a shot once up into a whole bunch of turkeys roosting in a grove of trees. Not trying to hit one, just being a dick and trying to scare 'em. He said they all SHIT at the same time, while he was down underneath them. Sounded like rain hitting all the dry leaves around him. He didn't do that again.....
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
I’m just going to count all the dark spots in the tree big enough to be a turkey and say 5
Life's hard when you're stupid
When the government came to take our guns, they knocked on the door. After our guns were gone, they never bothered knocking again - Holocaust Survivor
Optimistically... 6 or 7.
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
Ha ha, that's funny and exactly what you'd expect them to do. If you notice, all birds defecate prior to taking flight in order to reduce their weight. Hummingbirds to herons, turkeys to eagles, they all do it. There's a lesson there...straight from nature.
As Louis L'Amore said, a man should never pass up an opportunity to relieve himself for there may come a time when he cannot and his life could depend upon it.
OK...thanks for playing. The correct answer is 6. I know some are really hard to see but there are 6 there. I love the legs on the one on the lower left:
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Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
That's pretty cool. I thought I saw two, one for sure.
?America, do not commit crimes with checks. Get cash man!?
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Never seen the turkeys in west Texas do that....that's crazy
USAF - 1989-2011