But...but...You should stay and fight with us, you can't get good weather and scenery anywhere else in the country...[Sarcasm]
Hopefully I won't be too far behind you, possibly even Texas. Hell, I'm even considering moving in with the hillbillies in West Virginia.
Easy now, my Grandmother was from West Virginia. Her family goes back to before the Revolutionary War in that area. I know you are joking, but she always blew a gasket if you said hillbilly around her. A lot of salt of the Earth folk there.