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  1. 07-23-2016, 16:52 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double00 View Post
    A couple of days ago my little devil on my shoulder says to me "We need more AR's and ammo".
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    Devil? I'd say that was a little angel that suggested that.
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    At my house it’s angel but isn’t it the devil that makes other people buy things that piss off their wife? I often buy guns just to see if my wife has a tipping point, she usually just picks it up and says I like it, I want to shoot this one.
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    Well...I kinda laugh when guys say they want to buy a new gun but don't because their wife will get mad. Quit your good-paying day job with retirement and benefits and buy an entire gun store...then get back to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    Ok I'll bite. It was your teapot, wasn't it.

    What did your toaster say?
    What can i say? My teapot likes AR's and ammo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big E3 View Post
    At my house it’s angel but isn’t it the devil that makes other people buy things that piss off their wife? I often buy guns just to see if my wife has a tipping point, she usually just picks it up and says I like it, I want to shoot this one.
    She's a keeper...

    Mine just rolls her eyes and asks what I'm building now. She has her guns that she likes, and knows that I spend way too much on guns.
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    The wife said, "Surprise....I'm pregnant...."



    Wait, was this nice surprises or unexpected surprises?
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    Quote Originally Posted by encorehunter View Post
    The wife said, "Surprise....I'm pregnant...."



    Wait, was this nice surprises or unexpected surprises?
    Congrats
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    Quote Originally Posted by encorehunter View Post
    The wife said, "Surprise....I'm pregnant...."



    Wait, was this nice surprises or unexpected surprises?
    Is the baby yours (nice surprise)...or is this where the "unexpected surprise" comes in?

    Congrats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    Is the baby yours (nice surprise)...or is this where the "unexpected surprise" comes in?

    Congrats!
    Ha! Congrats...maybe?
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