All that story does is inspire me to run over a biker. I have owned and rode bikes my whole live, but stopping traffic and being an ass in the middle of the highway does not help anybody’s cause. However unlikely, there may have actually been people stuck on the highway that had a life and some place to be.
No matter how much they want it, the world does not revolve around them. Regardless of how good they are at riding a scooter, a younger dumber and more full of cum idiot always shows up to prove there’s always somebody braver (dumber).