Ahhh The Joys of apartment living.

[DFBrews]

To the late 50's heavily accented man that I met this evening on the elevator in which i pressed the button for the 4th floor for you, the same man that had a large box truck full of new ikea bedroom furnishings. This elevator ride was informative as you excitedly described the Swedish engineering superiority that your precious cardboard boxes posses. And your poorly contained excitement to assemble them as soon as you got all of them upstairs was cut short by my arrival to the 3rd floor.


Had I not met you this evening I would have many reasons to assume an adult water buffalo has moved into the apartment above me. For the crashes and thumping are I can only imagine strikingly similar to a cloven hoofed beast forcing its way to the watering hole.




go the fuck to sleep.

[Irving]

Give him a hand with your air tools. Turn that personal discomfort into an uncomfortable party for everyone else!

[ray1970]

Desk pop anyone?

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Good thread.

[Gman]

Had my fill of apartment living after college. I worked graveyard shift and my upstairs neighbor was a heel walker that enjoyed rap "music". I swear I could shoot through my ceiling and get hits at anytime.

I hope to never have to share walls/ceilings/floors ever again.

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[Bailey Guns]

I've been very fortunate. I haven't had to live in an apartment since the 70s. Of course, I spent some time in the barracks during my early military years. If I had to put up with some of the horrible neighbors I've heard about on this forum I'd be in prison...pretty sure. Possibly on death row.

[brutal]

Sounds much like my hotel mates when I travel.

HTF do these people make so much noise stomping around up there?

[Aloha_Shooter]

Sounds like it's time to point your speakers up at the ceiling and play your favorite war movies as loud as you can. Invite the Swede to a marathon of America saving the world and European ineptness like "A Bridge Too Far", "Patton", "Band of Brothers", etc. Point out to him that the original Star Trek crew had an Iowa farm boy in the center seat, a Kentucky gentleman doctor as the chief medical officer, a Scot in charge of Engineering, a Russian at helm and even an alien as science officer but not one damned Swede -- or Frog, for that matter.

[CS1983]

[Squeeze]

If I could afford a house in this shit market, I wouldn't be living in an apartment either. Fortunately I live in a really nice complex and my neighbors above me aren't complete twat waffles.