F#ckin Hippies. I'm so tired of them.

[sniper7]

Need some Cartman in our lives to exterminate the hippies.

[BPTactical]

I do not want unidentified STDs (or any for that matter), so no. This chick was a "give me a hit of anything and I'll *uck or *uck anything" kind of......human being. Hippie ho. Not my type of ho. LOL

Shit, you ain't living till you've had a Grateful Dead "Scarlet Begonias" blowjob......

[sniper7]

This afternoon I'm trying to get lunch at the local Burger King (a challenge itself since nothing there is edible) when I go to the fountain machine to find a family of twits is camped around the fountain machine staring into space.

Now often those new combo machines baffle the lower end of the IQ bell curve, but no, these twits just think its peachy to gaggle up and block the aisle and access to the machine at the same. Oblivious to the fact that the rest of the customers might want to use it.

I need a goddamn flamethrower.

ive become much more impatient and much more vocal. For the idiots I just ask them if they need help and tell them let me show you how to use this fan dangled new machine. For the retards (not offense to truly challenged people) I just tell them to excuse me and if they are deaf or stupid (no offense to the deaf, I have no sympathy for stupid) then I just force my way in.

[GilpinGuy]

Shit, you ain't living till you've had a Grateful Dead "Scarlet Begonias" blowjob......

I prefer a quicker "oscillation" than the drugged up chicks can provide, but to each his own.

[68Charger]

Nice rant. 9/10.

+10, nice job.... I never remember running into the filthy hippies in East Texas... just sayin'

If there are any, they are too ashamed to confront anyone

[Ah Pook]

You're lucky she didn't enact the hash oil fireball or the patchouli death funk.

Yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous. The new park is adding even more stupid.

[sniper7]

Anybody talk to CDOW about getting an OTC tag?

[cstone]

I went to the Adams County Fair today around noon and watched the 4H goat judging. I'm willing to wager the young people showing their prize goats were more knowledgeable, dressed better and their goats smelled much better and were better groomed than the young lady in the grocery store. Any takers on that bet?

Seriously, I learned more in 20 minutes about goat husbandry and how much these young people needed to know to show prize goats than I had known in my entire life.

[Ah Pook]

My Grandfather was a rancher in west Texas. He raised white faced herefords. His prized bulls weren't much larger than the heifers. I went to the stock show a few years ago and the hereford bulls were the size of a Winnebago. Genetics? Hormones? Breeding? It's pretty cut and dried to me.

[GilpinGuy]

You're lucky she didn't enact the hash oil fireball or the patchouli death funk.

Yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous. The new park is adding even more stupid.

Man, I don't know if if I'm just gettin old or what but I really have a "zero tolerance" policy for these shit-bags any more. I've been here 16 years and it's gotten real bad the last few years.