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    Fucking Douchnozzle POS.

    Totally my fault for being late, but WTF?

    It cost me $75 today in FINES for renewing my car registration 3 months late. For a car that sits in the garage half the year. The entire fucking renewal bill for the year was only $82.

    Why? I have plenty of excuses. See, it needed an emissions test. A 2003 MY car that has NEVER FAILED emissions. Unlikely I'd ever pick up a roadside pass because the car is barely driven. Why did I not get it tested in time? Because I work so many fucking hours during the week and weekends to pay my bills and the ass raping taxes to support all these special snowflake low life hippie fucking scumbag entitlement blood sucking progressive Hillary voting gun hating irresponsible dope smoking lay about MF'ers (no offense to responsible dope smokers but if you're here, you're lying on your 4473).

    The higher registration and late fees were supposed to pay for improved road and bridge "safety" projects. That's the real fucking crime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spqrzilla View Post
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    Yep 8/10. More creative uses of "fuck" for a higher score. No PED's though, people are testing for that.

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    I used to write "Bill Ritter's Illegal Taxes" in the subject line of my checks when I renewed at the DMV. Even if I wasn't late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I used to write "Bill Ritter's Illegal Taxes" in the subject line of my checks when I renewed at the DMV. Even if I wasn't late.
    Win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I used to write "Bill Ritter's Illegal Taxes" in the subject line of my checks when I renewed at the DMV. Even if I wasn't late.
    Perfect!

    But we only have ourselves to blame. Remember a few years ago it was gonna $50, no matter what for vehicle registration? It went to a vote of the people. CDOT complained and whined that they wouldn't have enough money to fix roads. People believed them.

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    Here is the get around: sell the vehicle to someone in your family to avoid the late fees. $7.20 new title fee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Here is the get around: sell the vehicle to someone in your family to avoid the late fees. $7.20 new title fee.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Here is the get around: GIFT the vehicle to someone in your family to avoid the late fees. $7.20 new title fee.
    FIFY... if you sell it, they charge sales tax on the price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 68Charger View Post
    FIFY... if you sell it, they charge sales tax on the price.
    I sell vehicle to family members for $1. Taxes on $1 are cheaper than the gift tax.

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