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    Default Kerry Identifies Threat Equal to ISIS

    Air conditioners and refrigerators. That's right. They're as dangerous as ISIS. I'm gonna chance using both today...and a freezer. It's hot here and food needs to be kept cool. I know it's risky. If you don't hear from me in a day or two, well...

    What a tool:

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    Thank GOD Lurch is on the case! I feel so much safer.
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    Sweet. As soon as all fed buildings are no longer air conditioned (and I say this as a person who works in one), AC not run on jets, .gov limos, etc., I'll consider giving a crap what he says. In fact, given the massive cooling bill of most server/data storage centers, the government could probably save the environment by shutting down the NSA's collection facility in Utah, and pretty much stop addressing us at all since the video teleconferencing/broadcast/etc. also uses a good bit of network infrastructure.
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    Does that mean no more ice cream cause it would be a sad world without ice cream.
    An Islamic terrorist is a lot like king salmon. Life is great until the SEALs show up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedysst View Post
    Does that mean no more ice cream cause it would be a sad world without ice cream.

    It will just rain from the rainbows coming out of liberals ass'

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    "It’s hard for some people to grasp it..."


    Sure is... for people with functioning brains.

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    More tilting at windmills from our government.
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    If you like your a/c the government will take it away.

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    Well, at least AC and frigs are not as evil as assault weapons.

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    How will we keep our ketchup cold? Does his wife know?

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