Just reading up on the efforts of the volunteers. Ain't it funny how us redneck folks don't sit around waiting for help, instead we make our own way. Don't know how to link from my phone, but basically every redneck with a boat has been heading down to help, and not even taking their entourage and camera crew like ol Sean Penn did.

Also sitting here wondering if the lackluster response of the feds and our benevolent leader not bothering to interrupt his golf game will inspire another telethon. Maybe Kanye will blurt out how "O×@#a hates black people"

Best part about that telethon was Mike Myers face. The reaction was priceless.