Ahhh The Joys of apartment living.

[HoneyBadger]

Kwando, your vid made me laugh out loud.. The music is perfect!

[Firehaus]

http://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU


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[Ronin13]

If you want we can trade... The downstairs neighbor bumps their hippity hop bullshit on the weekends to the point we hear mostly bass. Two neighbors have more money invested in the sound system of their crappy cars than in the cars themselves, and one has a '96 Eagle Talon he thinks is fit for the next Fast and Furious movie except that the belt squeals like a dying animal. But we have seen a $50,000 increase in equity in our condo since buying it in 2014... Thanks Lowry!

[TheGrey]

Sounds like it's time to point your speakers up at the ceiling and play your favorite war movies as loud as you can. Invite the Swede to a marathon of America saving the world and European ineptness like "A Bridge Too Far", "Patton", "Band of Brothers", etc. Point out to him that the original Star Trek crew had an Iowa farm boy in the center seat, a Kentucky gentleman doctor as the chief medical officer, a Scot in charge of Engineering, a Russian at helm and even an alien as science officer but not one damned Swede -- or Frog, for that matter.

That's kindergarten stuff. For REAL Apartment Wars, he needs a large supply of MP3s on repeat: Bagpipe music. Australian Digeridoo, Thrash metal, sound effects, several operas, followed by a mix of Norwegian speed metal. Top it off with Yanni.

We had Apartment Wars with our downstairs neighbor in Maryland. He watched pornos, 24/7, with the sound jacked up so loud it shook our walls. It didn't matter how many times we'd pound on his door and yell at him to turn it down- the volume went back up within a half an hour.

We filled a 50 CD carousel with the above listed screamy musics, plus a mix CD entitled "Pathological compilations," faced our speakers on the floor, jacked up the volume to 11 and left for the day.

You've got to open with a salvo that shows you are NOT messing around.

[BushMasterBoy]

Superglue. Toothpick. Lock.

[Gman]

In my experience, the toothpick is optional.

Ah...dorm life. So many ways to screw with asshole neighbors.

[davsel]

I'd sooner live in a van down by the river than in an apartment again.
It is psychologically unhealthy to be packed in with people you have not chosen.

[TFOGGER]

Find a youtube loop of 10 hours of a baby crying. Tie into your stereo, crank to 11, leave for work.

[TheGrey]

^^^ Eeeeeeevil. And likely very effective!

[brutal]