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    Gong Shooter PSS's Avatar
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    Default Wish this restaurant was local

    Having owned and ran a restaurant in the past, I can relate to this story.

    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/...n-free-diners/

    Some of the stuff the owner has posted that is causing much weeping and gnashing of teeth amongst the feeble minded. There must be hordes of people sitting around waiting to be outraged.

    **ATTENTION VEGANS**
    Please do not waltz into our cafe with no advance notice and look at us as if we have ten heads when you realise that there aren't 50,000 items on our menu that suit your idiosyncratic dietary requirements. Our chef will be more than happy to prepare a number of dishes for you, but a little heads up in advance of your visit would be appreciated. Fair is fair like.
    **ALL VEGANS BARRED FROM OUR CAFE**Given the torrent of abuse and unjustified negative reviews we have been receiving from the vegan population over the past 24 hours, all vegans are now barred from our café. Any vegans attempting to enter the café will be shot dead at point blank range.
    While we wouldn't usually kill any of our customers, as you say yourselves "meat is murder", so it's fair game if we murder humans as well as animals. There is clearly no difference.
    We look forward to never welcoming you vegans to our café ever again.
    Dear Coeliacs,Quite a number of you are saying that yesterday's post "must be a joke" and that I couldn't possibly be serious about asking people for doctor's notes. Let me assure you that it was not a joke and I am deadly serious. Just as serious as I was when I said I'd charge a corkage fee for breastfeeding mothers, or when I threatened to give Valium to screaming babies, or even when I promised to shoot vegans dead at point blank range. In case you haven't noticed, all posts on this page are deadly serious and it is imperative that you take them literally.
    So, whether you're a genuine coeliac or you simply suffer from the psychological disorder known as gluten intolerance AKA lets-make-it-up-as-we-go-along syndrome, please remember that I'd never joke on this page. Never ever.
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    Best one.

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    Thanks. Best laugh I've had in days.

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    LOL!
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    Need more business owners willing stand up and push back.

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    That's fantastic!
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    liked!

    Have to add that place to the bucket list.
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    He's awesome and this is long overdue.

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    I fully respect people who go low carb/no carb to be healthy. But there seems to be a lot of confusion on what gluten is.

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    That's excellent. Liked too.
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    I'd eat there every day, if it was local. Yes, I get some have diet restrictions but that is not the mainstream world's problem. I also get that the butt hurt/DB crowd is hating on this pub. Feel free to fark off!!!
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