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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    Default Mrs BG...Using Tools

    I don't know whether to be aroused or terrified. A hammer's involved. I'm going with terrified.
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    My wife once called me at my field office to ask if the drill bit was the thing that stayed in the wall to hold up the pictures.
    I told her to put down the drill slowly, back away, and go ask my neighbor for help.
    Math is tough. Let's go shopping!

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    That sounds exactly like Mrs BG.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
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    Well...Mrs. Alpha2, my trophy wife, enjoys getting power tools for special occasions. She usually responds with her Tim Taylor impersonation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha2 View Post
    Well...Mrs. Alpha2, my trophy wife, enjoys getting power tools for special occasions. She usually responds with her Tim Taylor impersonation.
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    On the flip side. The spouse closer to recover after shattering her leg Memorial Day. Is out doing some landscaping with left over pavers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
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    By Golly Gee. Dat's some Gut German Stock ja.
    Are you sure she's not a former Soviet Russian women's Olympic athlete ?














    i am joking of course...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Are you sure she's not a former Soviet Russian women's Olympic athlete ?














    i am joking of course...........

    Back then (74) we had hands on ways to verify a woman was a woman.
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