I don't know whether to be aroused or terrified. A hammer's involved. I'm going with terrified.
I don't know whether to be aroused or terrified. A hammer's involved. I'm going with terrified.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
My wife once called me at my field office to ask if the drill bit was the thing that stayed in the wall to hold up the pictures.
I told her to put down the drill slowly, back away, and go ask my neighbor for help.
Math is tough. Let's go shopping!
That sounds exactly like Mrs BG.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Well...Mrs. Alpha2, my trophy wife, enjoys getting power tools for special occasions. She usually responds with her Tim Taylor impersonation.
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
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My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.
Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?
Pati, improbe et vince
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".