My divorce from a insane crazy woman is final. I retain sole custody of my son. I don't drink so what is a fellow to do?
My divorce from a insane crazy woman is final. I retain sole custody of my son. I don't drink so what is a fellow to do?
Farts are funny
Take son to candy aisle of store. Instruct him to pick out anything he wants. Purchase. Return home and gorge. Enjoy sugar high while sending inappropriate texts to your ex.
14 . Always carry a change of underwear.
Dinner....a very nice dinner with your son.
Don't forget to BURP really loud after dinner![]()
I believe the correct response is to "Dance a Jig"![]()
If your post count is higher than your round count, you are a troll.
One doesn't need to drink, to celebrate. What ever you and your son have in common, spend the day doing it.
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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Take him shooting (depending on age of course).
Give him a big hug and let him know you love him and you'd do anything for him.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"