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  1. 09-13-2016, 18:08 #1
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    Default Time to celebrate

    My divorce from a insane crazy woman is final. I retain sole custody of my son. I don't drink so what is a fellow to do?
    Farts are funny
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  2. 09-13-2016, 18:11 #2
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    Take son to candy aisle of store. Instruct him to pick out anything he wants. Purchase. Return home and gorge. Enjoy sugar high while sending inappropriate texts to your ex.
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  3. 09-13-2016, 18:13 #3
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    Dinner....a very nice dinner with your son.

    Don't forget to BURP really loud after dinner
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    I believe the correct response is to "Dance a Jig"
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    One doesn't need to drink, to celebrate. What ever you and your son have in common, spend the day doing it.
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
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  6. 09-13-2016, 18:34 #6
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    Take him shooting (depending on age of course).
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    pizza and pop and don't clean anything up till the morning!
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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  8. 09-13-2016, 18:40 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by hurley842002 View Post
    Take him shooting (depending on age of course).
    This needs to happen for sure.
    Farts are funny
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    Give him a big hug and let him know you love him and you'd do anything for him.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
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    Don't wanna get shot by the police?
    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"

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  10. 09-13-2016, 19:09 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Give him a big hug and let him know you love him and you'd do anything for him.
    Been doing that for almost 8 years now.
    Farts are funny
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