Strange Starbucks Conversation

[Monky]

Was she hot?

[SamuraiCO]

That's because I am fueled by caffeine and rage."....Nice "Damn Few" reference.

[colorider]

I like to wear this tshirt when I have to go to Boulder.

[JohnnyEgo]

Was she hot?

Completely average. Middle age, middle class, with her yoga pants days long behind her, and a Coldwater Creek 'Mom-on-the-Go' activewear vibe. Not fat, not thin, not hot, not hideous. There with what I can only assume was her husband, silently praying for the sweet embrace of death.

[spqrzilla]

Don't talk to strangers.

Next thing you know you will be in the back of her van, accepting candy, and your picture will be on a milk carton.

[JohnnyEgo]

"Ma'am, I like my coffee like I like my guns: hot, black, and without police presence screwing up my morning."

Just as an aside, this is also how I like my women.

[ray1970]

I try to walk around looking grumpy all of the time makes me look less approachable so I don't have to deal with this kind of stuff.

[MrPrena]

Although she tries to be sarcastic/funny in her own little world, I think it was boarderline bullying by commenting more than once.

Maybe she should look at the root cause of the social issue. Say no to bully.

BTW, i don't mind at all by getting bullied by hottie, but this wasn't the case.

[JohnnyEgo]

If she was hot, this would have been a totally different kind of post.

[Irving]

Yeah, she would have seen you with three monsters instead of only two.