Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
Next time, when ya pay for it, make sure to grab it. Then tell her she's got about 6 minutes while you're in the store to figure out how pay you back if she wants the drink.

Disclaimer: I don't think I could straight faced be this level of asshole. If anyone else pulls it off, a beer is going to be tipped to you.
Probably counting too much on the pan-handler having enough decency to want to earn something. Whoever does this will just get a smirk and see them darken the door as they leave, then be stuck with a drink they didn't order in the first place.