Coonzilla has brought two of his gigantic buddies to hang out around our house, trash our deck and porch like rock stars, and take herculean-sized dumps in the backyard. My cats are going crazy inside the house, yelling and howling.

ASIDE FROM SHOOTING THEM, please give me your best method of driving these furry bastards out of my yard.

BTW, the next door neighbors have a pet coonhound. He's not a hunter.