I take it you've never lived in a small town then?
Yup, this. Spent my first few years of life in a small town in Oklahoma, and even after we moved to the big city, we would go back to visit family there. Talk about everybody knowing everybody else's business....
In a small town with not much going on, gossip is pretty much the national pastime.
Funny, I grew up in Enid, OK. Not huge, but big enough to stay anonymous in.
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....