We have Serial Eggers living in the neighborhood.When it warms up, these punks will egg vehicles and houses after dark. It doesn't seem to be a big deal until you find the dried-on remains of egg on your home or vehicle...do you know how damn hard it is to get dried egg off of brick or the back of your car?

This year, I'm getting a super-soaker and filling it with dollar store perfume and laying in wait.