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    Witness Protection Reject rondog's Avatar
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    I have a sweet 2014 Silverado now, and the only way I'd leave it running is to take the keys and lock it, then restart it with the remote start. That way, it's locked and protected by the alarm systems, plus the steering and shifter are locked. But it'd have to be damn cold out, and no shady looking maggots anywhere in sight.

    Leave something running while unlocked and the keys in it? "Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid."
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    Oh my lord
    There's no hope



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    Man car, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    Man car, eh?
    Dude needs to sell me that bronco and go get a Prius. How the worthless do you have to be to not even be able to hook up a battery


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
    Dude needs to sell me that bronco and go get a Prius. How the worthless do you have to be to not even be able to hook up a battery


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    Corporately worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
    Dude needs to sell me that bronco and go get a Prius. How the worthless do you have to be to not even be able to hook up a battery


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    Group them in with the same "men" who don't know how to check a circuit breaker, let alone know where their panel is in the house. Among other things
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    Seriously? With Youtube, or even the camera on your phone to show you how it was set up?

    I managed to find and clean off the Mass Air Flow Sensor of our car using Youtube...and I don't know -squat- about cars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGrey View Post
    Seriously? With Youtube, or even the camera on your phone to show you how it was set up?

    I managed to find and clean off the Mass Air Flow Sensor of our car using Youtube...and I don't know -squat- about cars.
    Yes, but you have an investigative spirit whereas the dude in question probably delegates all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
    Dude needs to sell me that bronco and go get a Prius. How the worthless do you have to be to not even be able to hook up a battery


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    My post above about the stolen silverado - they couldn't turn off the truck because it had a dead battery - they had an appointment scheduled with a shop to install a new battery. Seems to be very common practice that people can't do anything for themselves. (simple things)
    Sometimes people trip and fall down stairs.
    Sometimes assholes push people down stairs.
    That doesn't mean "stairs are bad" nor does it make someone who pushes someone down the stairs any less of an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
    Dude needs to sell me that bronco and go get a Prius. How the worthless do you have to be to not even be able to hook up a battery


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    If he can't tell the difference between + and - I hope he doesn't work with numbers.


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