Stupid things you saw on Nextdoor

[SideShow Bob]

Reminds me of a lady posting something similar. Said a 5-year old egged her house. It was one egg that fell short and landed on the porch. She posted a blurry picture of a little kid walking up the street about 2 blocks away. Her and her husband couldn't catch the kid.

Was it a duck egg ? ...........

[Irving]

Oh I'd go on there and ask that if those two posts were closer together. LMAO!

[brutal]

Many years ago when we lived in a rental at the corner of Hampton and Buckley, I got a knock on the door and was met with an irate woman claiming my kids had egged her car.

"My" kids were, of course, my oldest son and his friend. They both admitted to the mischief.

The boys apologized, I apologized, and politely offered to pay to have her car washed and recommended she do so immediately.

She wouldn't have it, just wanted to stand there and yell at me about being a horrible parent, kids shouldn't be outside throwing eggs (no shit lady), blah, blah, blah,. I again offered to pay for the wash, told her the boys would be disciplined as we saw fit. She kept on. Finally just told her to get the F**K off my property and she should call the cops if she thought it was warranted.

[SuperiorDG]

The house in Ranch Elsie that still has a Christmas laser light show - your lights flash all the way across the canyon into our windows and wake us up at night. Would you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE turn them off? We understood during the holiday season but that's long over. Thank you!

[KS63]

Woman took 3 detailed photos so a broken case of eggs in the middle of the street and was sending a neighborhood wide alert for possible egging from kids. This provoked other stay-at-home ppl to jump on the assumption band wagon. She called Aurora PD on the recommendation of they others. No reports. Wasn't a good enough answer for her so upon further investigation of the crime scene, the carton had a company and bar code-Royal Crest Diary. Called these poor souls up and wanted answers. Now Royal Crest is wasting their time investigating who was delivering in the area. Unbelievable....

[TheGrey]

We have Serial Eggers living in the neighborhood.When it warms up, these punks will egg vehicles and houses after dark. It doesn't seem to be a big deal until you find the dried-on remains of egg on your home or vehicle...do you know how damn hard it is to get dried egg off of brick or the back of your car?

This year, I'm getting a super-soaker and filling it with dollar store perfume and laying in wait.

[CS1983]

We have Serial Eggers living in the neighborhood.When it warms up, these punks will egg vehicles and houses after dark. It doesn't seem to be a big deal until you find the dried-on remains of egg on your home or vehicle...do you know how damn hard it is to get dried egg off of brick or the back of your car?

This year, I'm getting a super-soaker and filling it with dollar store perfume and laying in wait.

Maybe you could tell DOW about the coyote problem and they'd install cyanide bombs.

[Irving]

Kids of the age and mentality to go egging, especially frequently, are probably already wearing dollar store perfume/cologne.

[CS1983]

Kids of the age and mentality to go egging, especially frequently, are probably already wearing dollar store perfume/cologne.

Poverty, by Kavlin Cline

[Irving]

Someone started this thread

Beware of MLMs and Pyramid Schemes

Blankety Blank from Thornton · 1d ago

Amway, Herbalide, Scentsy, LuLaRoe, BeachBody or doTerra knocking down your door or social media feed?

Please heed the warning of the FTC. Investigate all organizations soliciting you to join their "opportunities"
https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/blog/tellta...

After a few people joined in saying how annoying the people who sell those products are, someone jumped in with

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