"I am a disabled senior with a very large (14lb) cat who has very long and very thick fur.
I have the clippers; I just need someone to help me use them to shave her back legs and the area around her butt. Dingleberries and carpet disguised as toilet paper ...."
Sign me right up for that rodeo.
I saw that one. pretty interesting.
Sometimes people trip and fall down stairs.
Sometimes assholes push people down stairs.
That doesn't mean "stairs are bad" nor does it make someone who pushes someone down the stairs any less of an asshole.