Pro tips of the day.

[LongArmoftheLaw]

Elevators smell different to midgets

[bellavite1]

WINNER!

Elevators smell different to midgets

[LongArmoftheLaw]

WINNER!

[gnihcraes]

7. If you find obvious porn on an employees computer while working on it, pretend like you are unable to see it.

this one has gotten a few people at work. One was headline news for a while. Didn't end well.

[Irving]

Every garage should have a flexible desk lamp, WITH an LED bulb installed. Like so:



I get cross-eyed just thinking of the number of times I've knocked this lamp over, or slid it under the car, or kicked it over, etc. For example, when it let go of the windshield wiper in the second photo and hit the floor, the bulb was fine; just as it was the hundreds of other times it's fallen over. Doesn't sound like a big deal, but it's so nice to have durable lighting in the garage.

[hobowh]

Every garage should have a flexible desk lamp, WITH an LED bulb installed. Like so:



I get cross-eyed just thinking of the number of times I've knocked this lamp over, or slid it under the car, or kicked it over, etc. For example, when it let go of the windshield wiper in the second photo and hit the floor, the bulb was fine; just as it was the hundreds of other times it's fallen over. Doesn't sound like a big deal, but it's so nice to have durable lighting in the garage.

I just spit water out my nose on this one thanks... Somebody give him a work light please lol

[Irving]

Oh, I was being serious. The bendy lamp is great for positioning in tight spots and the LED has great light quality without being hot. I can place light where I need without blinding myself or cooking myself at the same time. I'm had work lights before and they get broken.

[DFBrews]

Not bad Irving glue a fatty magnet to the bottom so you can stick to various things for even better positioning.



best way to peel a bunch of garlic at once is put the cloves in a Tupperware container close the lid and shake them as hard as you can.

[Irving]

Not bad Irving glue a fatty magnet to the bottom so you can stick to various things for even better positioning.



best way to peel a bunch of garlic at once is put the cloves in a Tupperware container close the lid and shake them as hard as you can.

Funny you mention magnets. This lamp doubles as my sewing lamp and it usually has magnets up and down the shaft holding various stitching tools up out of the way.

I've confirmed that Martha Stewart method of peeling garlic many times and it works very well.

[CS1983]

this one has gotten a few people at work. One was headline news for a while. Didn't end well.

I don't doubt it. Also, porn sites are a massive vector for malware. God help the first person I ever find with porn on their machine. Because they will become the example for everyone else to know why you don't do that, especially at work.