Close
Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 40

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. 11-05-2016, 22:02 #1
    DFBrews
    DFBrews is offline
    Beer Meister DFBrews's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    With the classyish Hipsters...Stapleton
    Posts
    3,175

    Default Pro tips of the day.

    Pro tips of the day.

    make sure when removing a fuel filter above your head to close your mouth and have spare set of underpants in your tool box.


    dont cook bacon without a shirt on.


    Diesel flavored bacon from combining above events is mediocre at best ( no I am not eating bacon with my fuel covered underpants STurving)
    Last edited by DFBrews; 11-05-2016 at 22:04.
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

    My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 11-05-2016, 22:19 #2
    Irving
    Irving is offline
    QUITTER Irving's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    46,527
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    That's funny, because I was formulating my response as I was reading. I was going to ask if the bacon fell down into your underwear. I've burned myself all the time cooking bacon with no shirt. Today I got a burn after laying down on the hot metal that was just cut off my shock tower.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 11-05-2016, 22:30 #3
    OldFogey
    OldFogey is offline
    Grand Master Know It All OldFogey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Fort Collins
    Posts
    3,925

    Default

    Just don't burn the bacon!
    Non Compos Mentis
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 11-05-2016, 22:34 #4
    Gman
    Gman is offline
    Possesses Antidote for "Cool" Gman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Puyallup, WA
    Posts
    17,848

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by OldFogey View Post
    Just don't burn the bacon!
    You'll probably heal...the bacon won't.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
    -Me

    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
    -Also Me

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 11-05-2016, 22:46 #5
    Graves
    Graves is offline
    Diesel Swinger Graves's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Brighton
    Posts
    3,531

    Default

    Good thing it wasn't gas, life kinda sucks when it makes it's way to your armpits.
    -Mike

    "I have to return some video tapes"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 11-06-2016, 00:10 #6
    DFBrews
    DFBrews is offline
    Beer Meister DFBrews's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    With the classyish Hipsters...Stapleton
    Posts
    3,175

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    Good thing it wasn't gas, life kinda sucks when it makes it's way to your armpits.

    truth


    CNG is the majority of my work right now and mercaptian in the beard makes for a long day that smells of farts
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

    My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 11-06-2016, 08:01 #7
    CS1983
    CS1983 is offline
    Splays for the Bidet CS1983's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    St. Augustine, FL
    Posts
    6,260

    Default

    Click image for larger version.  Name: safety brief.jpg  Views: 79  Size: 26.0 KB  ID: 67819

    This reminds me of the sort of things we'd hear during friday safety briefs before being released for the weekend.
    Feedback

    It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 11-06-2016, 08:18 #8
    lpgasman
    lpgasman is online now
    The lpgunwhore
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    lakewood
    Posts
    1,365

    Default

    Don't get to close to the waffle iron with morning wood!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 11-06-2016, 09:24 #9
    Bailey Guns
    Bailey Guns is offline
    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    SE Oklahoma
    Posts
    16,474
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by lpgasman View Post
    Don't get to close to the waffle iron with morning wood!
    Nice to see you back on the forum!
    Stella - my best girl ever.
    11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010



    Don't wanna get shot by the police?
    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 11-06-2016, 09:31 #10
    lpgasman
    lpgasman is online now
    The lpgunwhore
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    lakewood
    Posts
    1,365

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Nice to see you back on the forum!
    Thanks Carl!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules