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    Default Pro tips of the day.

    Pro tips of the day.

    make sure when removing a fuel filter above your head to close your mouth and have spare set of underpants in your tool box.


    dont cook bacon without a shirt on.


    Diesel flavored bacon from combining above events is mediocre at best ( no I am not eating bacon with my fuel covered underpants STurving)
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    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    That's funny, because I was formulating my response as I was reading. I was going to ask if the bacon fell down into your underwear. I've burned myself all the time cooking bacon with no shirt. Today I got a burn after laying down on the hot metal that was just cut off my shock tower.

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    Just don't burn the bacon!
    Non Compos Mentis

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldFogey View Post
    Just don't burn the bacon!
    You'll probably heal...the bacon won't.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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    Good thing it wasn't gas, life kinda sucks when it makes it's way to your armpits.
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    "I have to return some video tapes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    Good thing it wasn't gas, life kinda sucks when it makes it's way to your armpits.

    truth


    CNG is the majority of my work right now and mercaptian in the beard makes for a long day that smells of farts
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    This reminds me of the sort of things we'd hear during friday safety briefs before being released for the weekend.
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    Don't get to close to the waffle iron with morning wood!

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    Heh, my buddy has to give weekly safety briefings at the power plant he works at. Problem is, he's just in IT, and giving the briefings to other IT folks. This is the kind of thing he's finally devolved into...
    Shot Works Pro... It's better than scrap paper!!!
    You can use the discount code 'Take5' for 5 bucks off.

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    Here's a couple of tips.

    Never look directly into the sun.

    Your asshole is an exit, not an entrance.

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