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  1. 11-06-2016, 09:24 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by lpgasman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
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    Words matter. A bulging disk is a very serious back injury. A bulging dick is TMI. This was recently briefed to an O-6 in a personnel status brief.
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    Never pet a dog that's on fire. Just a little tip from me to you.
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  5. 11-06-2016, 10:30 #15
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    Man with itchy butt should not pick nose
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double00 View Post
    Never or a dog that's on fire. Just a little tip from me to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double00 View Post
    Never or a dog that's on fire. Just a little tip from me to you.
    Is this along the lines of "Never pet a flaming dog."?
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  9. 11-06-2016, 11:30 #19
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    Because there's an instructional YouTube video that doesn't make you qualified or capable to do the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Because there's an instructional YouTube video that doesn't make you qualified or capable to do the job.
    Been fixing a lot of DIYer's?

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