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  1. 11-13-2016, 23:08 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Isnt it obvious I saved your life?
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    I've got a chip. My wife had it installed in the event I can remove the collar and manage to get away lost.


    But how far off the property can you wander, without getting shocked ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    Last time I tried to go all Shawshank I only made it about 3/4 of a mile, then she activated onstar. They do a remote lock and locate. I don't know how it works, but it feels like they dialed 1-800 don't tase me bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    Ooo... that's a good idea. I'm going to get naked, wrap myself in tinfoil and make a break for it. I'll report back.
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    So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely naked, and wrapped head to toe in Saran wrap. Right away the guy asks, "Well Doc, what d'ya think?" The doctor replies, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely naked, and wrapped head to toe in Saran wrap. Right away the guy asks, "Well Doc, what d'ya think?" The doctor replies, "I can clearly see your nuts."
    Great psychiatrist. Reserving prognosis until he or she has done a proper diagnosis.

    A reply of: " I can clearly see you're nuts" would have revealed an initial unfounded bias.

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    Man, I missed this while out of town.

    Shall we up the count from 8-10 so it reflects my return with 9-11?
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    I actually KNEW you would bump this J....if that tells you anything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely naked, and wrapped head to toe in Saran wrap. Right away the guy asks, "Well Doc, what d'ya think?" The doctor replies, "I can clearly see your nuts."
    Completely naked is not possible if he was wrapped in saran wrap.
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