Experts

[Great-Kazoo]

I've got a chip. My wife had it installed in the event I can remove the collar and manage to get away lost.

But how far off the property can you wander, without getting shocked ?

[JohnnyDrama]

Last time I tried to go all Shawshank I only made it about 3/4 of a mile, then she activated onstar. They do a remote lock and locate. I don't know how it works, but it feels like they dialed 1-800 don't tase me bro.

Can you block the signal with tin foil?

[brutal]

Ooo... that's a good idea. I'm going to get naked, wrap myself in tinfoil and make a break for it. I'll report back.

Howareyougonnadothatifyou'rewrappedinfoil?