Also, as a subtitle, f**k Frontier airlines.

I figured since it was only an hour and a half flight I'd save a few bucks and fly Frontier.

So, we were late leaving because one of the 156 computers on the airplane wasn't working right and had to be rebooted. (The pilots words)

Then, they manage to get us to our destination a little early. Cool. Right?

Wrong. Landed but no gate available. So on the tarmac we sit. And we sit.

It's now ten minutes after our scheduled landing and we are still sitting here.

Another hour and I'm opening an emergency exit and getting out of here.

F**kers.