Need To Annoy My Teenage Daughter

[fportmen45]

Please help me expand my knowledge of teen-lingo in this era.

So far, I've mastered "totes," "lit," and "bae." Evidently "rad" has made a comeback?

[Irving]

Next time she goes out, tell her that her outfit is "On Fleek." This means it's good, if you will.

Also, if she ever questions something you're saying, and you're telling the truth, just tell her "Bible." This apparently means you're telling the truth and would swear on the Bible.

Those are both Kardashian coined terms.

[Graves]

Next time she goes out, tell her that her outfit is "On Fleek." This means it's good, if you will.

Also, if she ever questions something you're saying, and you're telling the truth, just tell her "Bible." This apparently means you're telling the truth and would swear on the Bible.

Those are both Kardashian coined terms.

Best approach is to slightly misuse them. lol "Your eyebrows look pretty fleek".

Tag her on fb in a duckbill selfie that's way too close to your face everyday or recreate her fb profile pics. If she blocks you, ground her lol

These parents had the right idea...

[Great-Kazoo]

Stop whining and find a safe space.

[Irving]

Add "AF" to sentences describing something. "AF" just means "As Fuck."
So, "This burger is tasty AF!" Probably be more funny in a text though.

[ray1970]

When my daughter was a teenager it took very little to annoy her.

I say just be yourself. Should work fine.

[BPTactical]

Take her cell phone away.

That should annoy her pretty good.

[KevDen2005]

Take her cell phone away.
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That should annoy her pretty good.

For the win

[Erni]

Just fart or belch in front of her friends.

[gnihcraes]

constantly interrupt her and her friends when locked in their room being "teens". Keep knocking on the door asking stupid questions every few minutes.

Go to starbucks without them and make sure they see you with it.

Buy an annoyotron, place accordingly in their room.
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