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Need To Annoy My Teenage Daughter
Please help me expand my knowledge of teen-lingo in this era.
So far, I've mastered "totes," "lit," and "bae." Evidently "rad" has made a comeback?
Next time she goes out, tell her that her outfit is "On Fleek." This means it's good, if you will.
Also, if she ever questions something you're saying, and you're telling the truth, just tell her "Bible." This apparently means you're telling the truth and would swear on the Bible.
Those are both Kardashian coined terms.
Stop whining and find a safe space.
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Add "AF" to sentences describing something. "AF" just means "As Fuck."
So, "This burger is tasty AF!" Probably be more funny in a text though.
When my daughter was a teenager it took very little to annoy her.
I say just be yourself. Should work fine.
Take her cell phone away.
That should annoy her pretty good.
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Just fart or belch in front of her friends.
For the winOriginally Posted by BPTactical
constantly interrupt her and her friends when locked in their room being "teens". Keep knocking on the door asking stupid questions every few minutes.
Go to starbucks without them and make sure they see you with it.
Buy an annoyotron, place accordingly in their room.
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When she points out a cute boy . . . ask her: "Does he even lift?"
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