Need To Annoy My Teenage Daughter

[Irving]

Buy an "I'm with her" t-shirt and have her face put into it.

[ray1970]

Wen she's around a boy is always a good time to ask her if she needs any acne medicine or tampons.

[TheGrey]

https://www.verywell.com/a-teen-slan...ionary-2610994

The best way to annoy her is to use terms like these, as often as you can. If you do so in front of her friends, be sure to pause a half second before you say the term, acting like a giant dork. When she gets huffy, be sure to put your hand on your hip, wave your fingers at her and say, "Bye Felicia," before flouncing away. You cannot possibly overact this, no matter how you try. Her reaction will be worth it.

[SideShow Bob]

Just shoot her laptop, that will annoy her...........

[Graves]

Next time she goes out, tell her that her outfit is "On Fleek." This means it's good, if you will.

Also, if she ever questions something you're saying, and you're telling the truth, just tell her "Bible." This apparently means you're telling the truth and would swear on the Bible.

Those are both Kardashian coined terms.

Best approach is to slightly misuse them. lol "Your eyebrows look pretty fleek".

Tag her on fb in a duckbill selfie that's way too close to your face everyday or recreate her fb profile pics. If she blocks you, ground her lol

These parents had the right idea...

[Ah Pook]

Got nothing. Damn, I'm getting old. Good luck, Mang.

[sniper7]

Tell her about the night she was conceived.

[GilpinGuy]

When she gives you attitude around her friends say "See, this is why I wanted a son."

[OldFogey]

Just tell her that she is becoming just like her mother.

[StagLefty]

That's the point when you admit to her she's not yours