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    Just a reminder -

    An open letter to the gun community from HK’s marketing department:
    In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.
    At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.
    Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly Teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon.
    If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.

    By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.
    Buy our stuff.
    Sincerely
    HK Marketing Department HK. Because you suck. And we hate you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kpp80202 View Post
    That would be great, thanks! Let me keep looking around just to make sure, and if I can't get the part, let's talk. Any idea what you'd charge?
    LOL, I would want to take a look first, but it wouldn't be by the hour.

    Depending on the makeup of the part, I may be able to build up the area with my tig and then work it back to the correct dimensions.

    To me it would be worth the challenge

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    Fortunately I think I found the part. That said, I'd love to work with you on fixing the broken as a spare if you are willing. If it is easy enough, you could make a little cottage industry. I hear these parts are as rare as hen's teeth. The pieces that break off are just a few millimeters a side. It looks like a pot metal piece, so I don't know how welding would work. But you are the expert.

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    This might be a part that a carbon fiber 3D printer could improve on.
    I like sex, drugs and automatic weapons. That's why i'm a dues paying member of the Libertarian party. Struggling to keep the government away from messing with the above.
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    Quote Originally Posted by earplug View Post
    This might be a part that a carbon fiber 3D printer could improve on.
    Probably. It just holds the buffer housing in two axes, and allows it to move a few mm back and forth on the third axis. No real stress. It's made of shitty metal, so HK clearly didn't expect it to be strong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kpp80202 View Post
    Fortunately I think I found the part. That said, I'd love to work with you on fixing the broken as a spare if you are willing. If it is easy enough, you could make a little cottage industry. I hear these parts are as rare as hen's teeth. The pieces that break off are just a few millimeters a side. It looks like a pot metal piece, so I don't know how welding would work. But you are the expert.
    Yeah, I would be interested in giving it a shot, from the research I have done it is the same part in the 9mm and the 45

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedave1164 View Post
    Yeah, I would be interested in giving it a shot, from the research I have done it is the same part in the 9mm and the 45
    Great. I'll get in touch with you by PM in a couple weeks when things calm down.

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