This gave me a good chuckle.
I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down.
All warm and fuzzy inside.
Armageddon was yesterday, today we have a real problem.
Despite what your momma told you violence does solve problems-The Craft
I also enjoyed all the self-imposed face plants from the deniers:
That's deplorable!
Just because they scammed me in Arkansas! Payback is a bitch!
Per Ardua ad Astra