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    I'm assuming that when a fart is lumpy, the 2 or 5 bowls of chili eaten the night before are to blame.
    Dont half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rucker61 View Post
    Gravity varies by altitude.
    And the direction in which you're traveling.

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    Sure are a lot of fucking expert's in this thread!!!
    Don't be stupid!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels View Post
    Irregardless of your assumption, let's keep talking!

    I assume you mean regardless.

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    I presume you all know what assuming does...
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    Quote Originally Posted by beast556 View Post
    Sure are a lot of fucking expert's in this thread!!!
    More like know it alls
    Experts don't assume.....
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    I'll assume that you all know that being called an expert isn't a good thing.....an ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure.

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