Impossible questions to answer

[brutal]

When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"

Your screwed

A: Young enough to care.

[Madeinhb]

Have you stopped beating your wife?

I use this against liberals all the time when they debate and resort to saying "you're a racist, sexism, etc". I tell them that those are not debate points. Those are negative arguments that can't be debated because no way to show proof of either. And that's when I drop the line "like if I were to ask you now, hey have you stopped beating your wife"

They usually shut up quick lol

[Rucker61]

"Are you still dead"?

[MarkCO]

Tell the truth, always. If they stay with you and you like them, then you have found one that fits your crazy-hot matrix point...marry that one and stick with it.

[Aloha_Shooter]

[Aloha_Shooter]

When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"

Your screwed

Old enough to be legal and young enough to keep me interested ...

[Wulf202]

I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.

This.