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  1. 12-12-2016, 22:04 #1
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    Default Impossible questions to answer

    We've all heard, "What's the meaning of life?" and "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

    I heard a woman say this to their spouse yesterday: "Do you think I need to loose some weight?" The look on his face was priceless.

    It made me think of this commercial:


    Hear any other good ones lately?
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    abort mission!!!! radio silence!!!
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    "Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"

    A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"

    A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.

    Not weird to me.
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    You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?
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    You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?
    When the wife asks you for the combo to your gun safe!!!!!!
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    Have you stopped beating your wife?
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    I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.
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    When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"

    Your screwed
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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