I'm so guilty

It's clear the DUI enforcement officer wanted to jam him up for something and after a clean blood test all they have is caffeine. They are making a mockery of themselves just by charging. Never mind the obvious lack of PC for the blood test in the first place.

If common food items in proper moderation are now intoxicants then I guess we'd all better start driving around with an empty stomach. Is low blood sugar incapacitation? Are LE going to stop drinking coffee too? Wow, that stupid burns.