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1989 Ford F700

condition: good
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: diesel
odometer: 160000
paint color: black
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: truck

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Ford F700 Armored Truck.
Level 3A
Gun ports on all sides
Diesel
Cameras
GPS Navagation
2 TV's
Everything works perfect
Currently registered in Co. as a RV.
For sale $20,000 is bottom dollar. Will consider trade of equal value.

Dispensary, Bug out, Security.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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[CS1983]

Believable vehicle: check
uniforms: check
Master level social engineering: check
Fool minimum wage mouth breathers into handing over cash for deposit: probable

[00tec]

Believable vehicle: check
uniforms: check
Master level social engineering: check
Fool minimum wage mouth breathers into handing over cash for deposit: probable

Hell, someone did that at a Walmart in OK a few months back using nothing but a vest and a blue shirt.

[CS1983]

Yes, but Walmart is a special kind of special. They will match and beat all competitors' employees' low IQ.

[kidicarus13]

There was an armored truck on sale off of Broadway about 6 years ago and wanted to buy it badly but then rational thought kicked in.

[BushMasterBoy]

Buy it. Go to bank and pick up bank bag load of cash. Retire in Mexico.

Or turn it into taco truck out side MJ store in Pee eblo.

Cool bounty hunter truck.

Mobile execution center for DOC.

[Aloha_Shooter]

Yes, but Walmart is a special kind of special. They will match and beat all competitors' employees' low IQ.

Nothing special about Walmart. Chez Target and most of the "new age" type shops will definitely compete on the low IQ scale. If anything, I have had good experiences when I've gone to Walmart (including picking up meds yesterday).

[CS1983]

Nothing special about Walmart. Chez Target and most of the "new age" type shops will definitely compete on the low IQ scale. If anything, I have had good experiences when I've gone to Walmart (including picking up meds yesterday).

I know. Heck, I work with people who cannot answer a simple question as asked.

Example:
"In your location is there a different prefix for DSN or is it XX like here in COS?"
"Local XZ Long distance XY"
"ok... but DSN..."
"oh, I dunno"

Or: "Hey, can you tell me if Jimmy is locked?" answer: "his pw expires 1/29/17" ... not what I asked.

Makes me wish I had an armored truck to bang my head against.

[JohnnyEgo]

Looks like it's had a Richie Brothers Refurb (5 gallons of paint hide a lot of sins)

I suppose it goes with being armored, but the cargo area was a lot smaller then I would have expected. I don't even know if I could sit upright on the bench back there.
I'd get it wrapped with Punisher Skulls and 'Free Candy' prints. Then I'd never have to worry about a cop not being around when I needed one.