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  1. 02-02-2017, 15:04 #1
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    Default Why I carry a gun - John Hickok (son of Hickok45)

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    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!
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  2. 02-02-2017, 21:36 #2
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    I call my gun Matilda. My dick's name is,...well Dick. Who the hell names their dick?!
    Hard times make strong men
    Strong men create good times
    Good times create weak men
    Weak men create hard times
    Micheal Hoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Who the hell names their dick?!
    Umm... I thought everyone did?
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    Stanley the Power Drill
    ".45, it's like 9mm only for adults"-trlcavscout
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    Free Willy
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  6. 02-03-2017, 10:51 #6
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    Nintendo - Now you're playing with power!

    Name my guns? Hell nah!
    I'm not fat, I'm tactically padded.
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  7. 02-03-2017, 13:14 #7
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    Herman...

    As in "her man"
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...
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  8. 02-03-2017, 17:38 #8
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    Nope. I call my 686 Baby and I had a Honda 750 I named Rhonda. True.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
    George S. Patton

    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
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    I thought the explanation was pretty funny, and so did the wife.

    "My dick is too small....to knock a gun out of somebody's hand."
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
    -Me

    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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