CBP finds 42 pounds of horse genitals and meat in luggage at Dulles Airport

[Aloha_Shooter]

http://thewinglet.boardingarea.com/o...ulles-airport/



What the ....?

Of course, there was THIS beauty at Dallas: http://thewinglet.boardingarea.com/w...s-luggage-dfw/



What are these people thinking?

[spqrzilla]

Seems like enough lunch for the whole airplane.

[Great-Kazoo]

Seems like enough lunch for the whole airplane.

First & Business Class only. One must maintain decorum while flying my good man.

[clodhopper]

#2 pic is just plastic bags. Traveler might simply have not known better. #1 pic, traveler when to the trouble to disguise it is different packaging, clear intent.

[cstone]

Mongolian medicine hidden in juice boxes.

I got nothing.

[Wulf202]

Charge $13 for a crappy fast food lunch at an airport. This is what you get

[JohnnyDrama]

I was thinking a variation of Rocky Mountain Oysters...

Getting ready for the big game.

[cstone]

OK, I finally figured this one out. These ladies were traveling with the ingredients to make Alec Baldwin, AKA Pete Schweddy's delicious Schweddy Balls.

[brutal]

I thought they were Salty Schweddy Balls?

ETA: Oh, had to watch it again to realize that Fragrant Salty Nuts was next week's show. LOL