By "best" I mean "most lube applied to the ass raping they give me". I'm willing to drive a pretty good distance considering the cost, so I would go up to Cheyenne or south to Pueblo if the trip is worth it. Just looking for a place that has affordable options and won't screw me over too much. Price is absolutely my primary factor. I know I'm supposed to stay away from the mall stores and Kay. I've heard mixed things about Shane. Does anyone have any wisdom (other than "For the love of God don't do it! Eject Eject!!") ?