Been getting on a customers roof for two days using the ladder in the front yard. Today I needed to make repairs from the back yard. Knock on the door to tell the lady to keep this 200+ pound hell hound in the house. She says he is friendly and I shouldn't worry. I asked if she could introduce her dog to me before I go into his yard. She ask me inside and she said he likes to jump on people. This immediately made me think WTF? This dog is way too big....bam son of a bitch went right at my face. Dont think he was trying to bite but I took a tooth below my lip and felt like someone hit me in the face with a concrete block.

I love people who get a dog like a mastiff and not teach it a fucking thing. Hope she never has kids.
There....I feel a little less bitchy now.