Sure seems quiet today

[cmailliard]

"Wish I had a sandwich" I see what you did there.

Went to Jimmy Johns for lunch, got a sammich from two lovely ladies.

Now the post from JeffCo Schools makes more sense, people were asking if schools were closed because of teacher absences, I had no idea why.

[Dave_L]

Good job, teachers. Closed down schools and forced working parents to scramble for daycare. Brilliant.

[davsel]

Good job, teachers. Closed down schools and forced working parents to scramble for daycare. Brilliant.

Not a problem if moms were at home.

[Martinjmpr]

[BigBear]

Good job, teachers. Closed down schools and forced working parents to scramble for daycare. Brilliant.

Not my two schools, all the women are here. Course neither we, nor the kids, could afford to take a day off! HA!

Not all teachers are idiots.

[Joe_K]

So... when is the "Day Without Men" scheduled?

Can you imagine?
Every man sleeps in till 0600, sits in their chairs reading the paper, smoking a cigar, watching Clint Eastwood and Steve McQueen movies till 1200, cancels all his bills and spending for just that one day, takes a nap till 1500, wakes up to finish the 18 pack of beer, eats two steaks, two baked potatoes, a pound of bacon, 5th of Whiskey, and a gallon of ice cream apeice, does 1,000 push-ups, then goes to bed at 2200 so they can wake up and go back to work..... Making America Great Again.

Velocitas, Opprimere,
Violentia Operandi

[brutal]

ROFL! Imagine how many unopened jars there would be.

I'm trying to imagine how many extra sammiches could get made if they're all staying home today.

[sampson]

I had no idea.. no wonder my day is so smooth

[Ronin13]

So... when is the "Day Without Men" scheduled?

Isn't that usually one, maybe two, Sundays a month? Ya know, when there is no yard work or honey-dos?

My wife went to work today- all the women that I work with showed up today... Wonder how many FTAs they had in court today...

[davsel]