Study: 4-in-5 Oklahoma City students can’t read clocks

[Great-Kazoo]

What kind of goober wants four 1's and a Nickleback?

The one who has a ten & fivein them, that's who. Throw a few pennies into something that comes out to $0.07 and they go catatonic .

I've told this one before but bears repeating . The bank teller ask me how i'd like my money. Doesn't matter to me as long as they're in federal reserve notes.


Excuse me sir, i'm going to have to get my manager for that. I don't think we carry those.