For those of you that want to pull your f&*÷ing hair out at work

[The Norseman]

Well...last night on camera I watched a tweeker take a massive liquid shit in one of our elevators at a Commuter Rail Station. So there's that.

Now that's fu@$ked up....


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[Squeeze]

Now that's fu@$ked up....


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Got to watch a (not attractive) couple having sex in an elevator about a week ago too.

Another image that fire and an ice pick can't remove from my brain. For some reason our elevators at the light rail/commuter rail stations have been a hot spot lately. Joys of public safety...

[GilpinGuy]

LOL Squeeze. Monitoring video can entertaining.

I don't do that, but we did have a guy leave his hotel room, buck naked with lipstick on, get into an elevator and kiss himself in the mirror repeatedly, touching certain parts of his anatomy, etc., then proceed to go down the escalator onto the main casino floor. The elevator part was relayed to us from surveillance. Quite a show.

Fuckin lunatics.

[sigmanx]

Ad ew years ago while building some traffic signal at a new entrance to a sub division on the west side of the metro area, I saw a lady drive around the road closed type 4 barricades onto hot, freshly laid, unrolled asphalt.

Needless to say, she was undercarriage deep in 300+ degree aphault 25 or more feet from the lip of the cut line.

Some peoples parents should have worn a condom.

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[Gman]

https://despair.com/collections/demotivators/failure

[Squeeze]

LOL Squeeze. Monitoring video can entertaining.

I don't do that, but we did have a guy leave his hotel room, buck naked with lipstick on, get into an elevator and kiss himself in the mirror repeatedly, touching certain parts of his anatomy, etc., then proceed to go down the escalator onto the main casino floor. The elevator part was relayed to us from surveillance. Quite a show.

Fuckin lunatics.

Yeah, it's a really f'd up world out there right now. Anymore, things I see on our cameras fails to shock me. The degradation of society is truly astonishing and sad. Not sure what the future holds for our society but it scares me to think of the crap my kids are gonna have to deal with when they get older.

[O2HeN2]

As long as someone's brought up despair.com, I've had this poster hanging outside my office at work for about 7 years:



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[bczandm]

25 years ago I had a guy come in my showroom and wanted to by a miter box because his table saw was "unsafe". If you count your thumb as 1 and your pinky finger as 5 he was missing fingers three and four on both hands. Having sold powered woodworking machinery for years I had seen many injuries and you could start to see how many had happen but this one was unclear because the fingers around three and four remained. He went on to explain how he lost his fingers on the right hand making an unusual cut on the saw. Both hands were bandaged and the left hand was clearly more recently wrapped. I asked how he did the left hand and he went on to tell me how he had a few friends over a couple of days later and was explaining how the original accident happened and, well you can guess the rest of the story.

Although I had several dozen of the model of miter box in stock that he wanted, I explained that we were out of stock, but sent him up the street to a competitor.

[CS1983]

25 years ago I had a guy come in my showroom and wanted to by a miter box because his table saw was "unsafe". If you count your thumb as 1 and your pinky finger as 5 he was missing fingers three and four on both hands. Having sold powered woodworking machinery for years I had seen many injuries and you could start to see how many had happen but this one was unclear because the fingers around three and four remained. He went on to explain how he lost his fingers on the right hand making an unusual cut on the saw. Both hands were bandaged and the left hand was clearly more recently wrapped. I asked how he did the left hand and he went on to tell me how he had a few friends over a couple of days later and was explaining how the original accident happened and, well you can guess the rest of the story.

Although I had several dozen of the model of miter box in stock that he wanted, I explained that we were out of stock, but sent him up the street to a competitor.

Oh my gosh... after the medical bills, it would have been cheaper for him to hire a carpenter.

[osok-308]

The other day, a lady asked if it's illegal for someone's dog to bark at you if you're in the dog's line of sight.......on his own property........ WHAT?????