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    Varmiteer
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    Default For those of you that want to pull your f&*÷ing hair out at work

    Another ha ha lol at me post.

    Today's customer... I'm relaying a front porch and walk way in Flagstone.
    Supposed to only be tuckpointing the joints but every Stone is loose. Who ever laid
    It before did a shit job. Pretty much relaying every Stone there is.

    End of the day comes and I wrap the entire job in caution tape. I explain to the customer that we can't
    have anyone walk on the freshly laid flagstone. He assures me he gets it and will keep the kids off it.
    At that moment the poor dumb son of a bitch steps over the tape. Walks across about 8 stones bends over to point at a rock and asks if the old mortar he smeared on a long time ago would clean off.

    I was dumb founded and at a loss of words except for wow and fuck. Just kept repeating that to myself....lol.

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    Haha. Oh man.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Oh boy.

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    I would've verbally murdered him...after he paid me.
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    Possesses Antidote for "Cool" Gman's Avatar
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    He "gets it". Sure he does.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
    -Me

    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
    -Also Me


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    I had a lady point out some pitted concrete on the porch and ask me if it was hail damage today. I told her if that was from hail, the house wouldn't be standing. While not an everyday occurrence, I've had people ask me that before.
    Last edited by Irving; 03-23-2017 at 19:02.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    lol I have those moments at work a lot by apprentices, operators, and the general public.
    "Amat Victoria Curam"- victory loves preparation

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    I once pulled up to a flagger holding a stop sign at a street construction project. I stopped, waved at him, then proceeded right into the intersection. He was less than happy. I started laughing after I realized how dumb I looked.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Most of the time i want to throat punch someone at work.

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    Fuck.
    Wow.
    Couldn't have said it better lmao!!
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