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    Default Fell for an April Fool's prank.....

    I'm usually pretty skeptical and guarded about stuff, but guess I had my pants down the other day on April 1st. Read something on Farcebook about Wyoming Wildlife Dept. releasing the first 90 kangaroos of 5 planned releases of 90 each, for a total of 450 kangaroos to be released in the grasslands of Wyoming.

    Jeeze, what a dumbass - I fell for that one hard, face planted right in the middle of it.
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    Post up your search history.

    I'd believe it in Texas. Don't feel too bad though, there is a very real commercial on Pandora right now about reintroducing wolves to Colorado.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    I'm usually pretty skeptical and guarded about stuff, but guess I had my pants down the other day on April 1st. Read something on Farcebook about Wyoming Wildlife Dept. releasing the first 90 kangaroos of 5 planned releases of 90 each, for a total of 450 kangaroos to be released in the grasslands of Wyoming.

    Jeeze, what a dumbass - I fell for that one hard, face planted right in the middle of it.
    I commented on that one, "Won't they compete for resources with the Chupacabra?"

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    On a serious note, after traveling many desolate areas of WY, I don't know why they don't "reintroduce" bison.

    They could even raffle tags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Limited GM View Post
    On a serious note, after traveling many desolate areas of WY, I don't know why they don't "reintroduce" bison.

    They could even raffle tags.
    Probably because of the cattle ranchers, they probably own most of the land.
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    IMHO, they're trying to manage the DNA of the Bison, and while I'm not discounting smaller mom and pop operations, both Bison and beef ranching are big business.

    According to what I recall from the wiki I skimmed a while back, there's still some miniscule fraction of beef cow DNA present in most of the Bison population. There's some magic elixir of bull/cow that can produce pure offspring.

    Frankly, I don't see them ever preventing cross species breeding to some small degree, but then I'm not an animal husbandry expert.

    In fact, I don't really even know what that means. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    Probably because of the cattle ranchers, they probably own most of the land.
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    Got me too. I read the whole article and my first thought was, "Getting my ass kicked by a kangaroo while antelope hunting is going to suck."
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    So, I should try to get my money back for that kangaroo tag I put in for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    I'm usually pretty skeptical and guarded about stuff
    Jeeze, what a dumbass - I fell for that one hard, face planted right in the middle of it.
    I also fell hard for one posted on another forum.

    Was pissed and slamming my keyboard for about 15 minutes until I could bring myself to read the additional links.

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