“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos



"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos



United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here is, failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos